I love when I go to the bank and the teller looks at me, half shaven, wearing a free T-shirt I scored at Affiliate Mountain, and flip flops, and then looks at my bank account!
Shock and Awe! Ha Ha.
My wife and I went to the bank the other day and they told us we have too damn much money in our saving accounts, and recommended that we transfer the money into Fort Knox where we could get a higher interest rate.
I told the teller that I would think about it. Honestly I DON’T CARE! In the time it takes me to actually setup a direct deposit with Fort Knox, I could start an affiliate promotion that will make me 10X whatever interest I would make off stupid Fort Knox.
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