This is the coolest credit card I’ve ever had, it’s made of pure titanium, you could stop a speeding bullet with this card.
The benefits of this card are mind blowing:
Free complimentary first class tickets to the International Space Station when you purchase a first class ticket
Free first class upgrades on The Space Shuttle, SpaceShipTwo and The New Russian Angara Launch Vechicle + free complimentary tickets for future outer solar system flights
Your own dedicated concierge and travel agent
Free Car rental and Hotel Upgrades & VIP treatment
Specially reserved seating at shows, sports games, restaurants, etc etc..
Astronomical spending limit
And it goes on and on and on…
I won’t bludgeon you with yearly membership fee or what it takes to qualify for a black card, although I can tell you spending $10,000 a day on pay-per-click advertising helps! My wife and I only fly first class now. I have like a million miles on my card.
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